the GET SMART songs!





BARBARA FELDON - "99" (2:49)
(M. Grudeff - R. Jessel)
Arranged and conducted by Charlie Fox, Produced by Elliot F. Mazer.

So you think you see a pussycat you'd like to pet
You start to come on strong to see how far you will get
You feed the pussycat that I'm a tiger lie
You don't know that you're mess'n with 99, 99
You brag about your motorboat and Cadillacs
How you cheated 'bout a million on your income tax
It isn't 'til they slap you with a great big fine
That you know that you've been mess'n with 99, 99
There's music on the hi-fi and she dims the light
She fixes a Martini that is out of sight
Your tongue begins to loosen 'cause you're all alone
But that ain't a olive buddy that's a microphone
You're a foreign spy who wants to come in from the cold
And you've never been uncovered you're so self controlled
But when they find your body floating down the Rhine
That's a lesson don't go mess'n with 99, 99
You're the highest paid informer for a Balkan State
On your night off you invite her for a dinner date
But when she freshens up, you'll end up unemployed
'Cause that ain't a lipstick buddy that's a Poloroid
So listen tigers this is what it's all about
A pussycat will get you if you don't watch out
Though she may send shivers running up and down your spine
She is doing her caress'n with a tiny Smith and Wesson
And that means you've been mess'n with 99, 99, 99, 99


BARBARA FELDON - "Max" (2:20)
(J. Daniels - J. Rose)
Arranged and conducted by Charlie Fox, Produced by Elliot F. Mazer.

POP!
You know how much I want you
So why don't you relax and come a little nearer
Don't be nervous Max!
I bought this brand new sweater
I wore my favorite slacks
I only want to please you
I won't bite you Max!
Give a girl a break
I'm doing all I can
How long are ya gunna tease me Max
You're such a wicked man
You know whose lips I'd die for
Not Clydes, or Claudes, or Jacks
Oh you could make me happy
Roar a little claw a little
You're my tiger (rrr) Max!


"KILL KILL KILL"

By the Sacred Cows (Control) and the Painters & Dockers with additional lyrics by Chris O'Connor. Who were the Sacred Cows? Rumoured to be a bunch of LA session musos (Jerry Scheff, Mike Deasey, Jimmy Gordon & Larry Knectel) for the recording session and LA band Beautiful Daze for the TV episode shooting. Click on the title above a trip out (mp3).

Kill, kill, kill
Thrill, thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Yeh, yeh, yeh
Knock off the squares
Take to the street
Kill everyone you meet
Just kill, kill, kill



Introducing the Groovy Guru

Hey, hey, hey
Dig what I say,
Get a gun
And kill your mum
Woh, woh, woh
Donít you know
Love is out
Hateís what itís about
Just kill, kill, kill


The Sacred Cows

Donít just stand there being placid
Get into some psychopathic acid
Iíll take you to a place thatís purple and paisley
Thereís no problem everybody is crazy
Come on get rid of your frustration
Get into our hate generation
If you are ready......


Max takes a shot at the evil Guru

Kill, kill, kill
Thrill. Thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Woh, woh, woh
Donít you know
Love is out
Hateís what itís about
Just kill, kill, kill




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under construction always, lyric corrections welcome