Agent 13

Like Agent 44 before him, 13 was always stuck in unusual places. However, where 44 drowned himself in self-pity and crying, 13 decided to cope with his unusual niche with bitterness.

Max: Is that you 13?

Agent 13: No, it's the abominable snowman. Of course it's me.

Max: All right, what have you got, 13?

Agent 13: You name it. Pneumonia, bronchitis, frostbite, the flu.

Max: Look 13, I feel sorry for you, but I'm in a hurry.

Agent 13: I don't know 86. I've got to get out of the spy business. I'm supposed to be a secret agent, not a penguin.

 

The only time that 13 is ever happy is when he's stationed in a sofa during a party in Kiss of Death. Obviously drunk, 13 also is accompanied by a female agent and the two are having a great time. His worst assignment was when he was stationed in a washing machine for three days. At the end of that, he was so wrinkled that he was forced to iron his skin!

We don't know much about his personal life, not that he can have much of one the way he's always on assignment. 13 is friends with Max, as they have breakfast together on occassion. He is following the family tradition, as his mother was a spy in World War One, but we're not sure on which side.

Agent 13's Hiding Places


Mailbox
The Only Way to Die

 
Towel Warmer
Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine

 
Sofa
Kiss of Death

 

Airport Locker
Casablanca

 
Public Trash Bin
The Decoy

 
Inside a Painting
Bronzefinger

 

The Chief's Safe
Bronzefinger

 
Weight and Fortune Machine
Perils in a Pet Shop

 

 
Ice Machine
Somebody Down Here Hates Me

 

Potted Plant
The Mummy

 
Fireplace
The Man From YENTA

 
Cigarette Machine in Airport
The Expendable Agent

Washing Machine
A Man Called Smart

 
Airport Locker
The Spy Who Met Himself

 

  

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